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... who is apparently soon to be back on the market. DIBS!
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on the market? Getting a divorce? Or is this one of those RU18YET (virginia license plate) situations?
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DIBS!
Damn it. Beat me to it.
![]() 11/01/2013 at 12:13 |
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Pfffffft ! As if ! No effin' way you can call "dibs" on Miranda Kerr . Sorry man, just don't work that way. Of course, my wife is gonna be pissed, but hey, I'll risk it. * shrugs * It's not so much the wife, as losing half my stuff (...at the least...). * sniffle *
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Believe it or not she's 30
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Dibs has been called. Just like shotgun, once its called you're out of luck.
![]() 11/01/2013 at 13:24 |
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I believe it, because her birthdate seems to have appeared on the picture.
![]() 11/02/2013 at 00:19 |
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Now that she is single, she wont stop calling me. I told her " Woman! Give me my space! You're suffocating me."
True story
![]() 11/02/2013 at 12:59 |
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I bet she keeps trying to talk you into a threesome with some Alessandra Ambrosio dude too, doesn't she?
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You have no idea, it's getting old to be honest. Woman!, am I right?